So every morning i wake up at 6:30 (ok really 7:20) to be at the office at 8, a full hour before my colleagues arrive. I am charged with the painfully mundane task of "media monitoring." basically i spend the first hour and a half of every day sifting through hundreds of Google Alerts and CustomScoop emails to find mentions of the products which i represent. (Fear of legal repercussions - and the fact that i almost like them - keep me from disclosing more.) One of the key words i monitor for is a ten-letter word beginning with pro and ending with biotics. (can't write it or it'll show up in monitoring.
Long story short, this is the most boring part of my day...however this morning, the first GoogleAlert I clicked on had this gem:
Long story short, this is the most boring part of my day...however this morning, the first GoogleAlert I clicked on had this gem:
This is perhaps the most accurate representation of what healthy bacteria do in your gut and i couldn't stop laughing. I think the humor was lost on the majority of my associates when they finally rolled into the office...but suffice it to say, it is now the background of my computer.
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